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It makes an unforgettable birthday, Christmas, or adoption-day gift for any devoted pet lover.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eFirst-Order Offer \u0026amp; Free Shipping Bundle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use code \u003cstrong\u003ePETSY15\u003c\/strong\u003e at checkout for \u003cstrong\u003e15% OFF\u003c\/strong\u003e your first order, and enjoy \u003cstrong\u003eFREE tracked shipping on all orders of US$75.00+\u003c\/strong\u003e (mix and match any 2 hoodies or tees from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/petsysquare.com\/collections\/funny-introvert-cat-lover-apparel\"\u003eFunny Introvert Cat Lover Shirts \u0026amp; Hoodies Collection\u003c\/a\u003e)!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Pet Parents Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelatable \"3Am Parkour World Champ\" Graphic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Original high-contrast pet artwork that fellow dog and cat parents immediately recognize.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Gildan 5000 100% US Medium-Heavy Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Structured 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²) fabric that feels breathable, substantial, and never see-through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWash-Tested Durability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic crew neckline with ribbed collar, taped neck and shoulders, and dual-stitched hems that hold their shape wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex Relaxed Fit (Sizes S–5XL):\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfortable everyday cut in Black and White—choose your regular size for a classic fit, or size up 1–2 sizes for a trendy oversized streetwear look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ1: How does the sizing run?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: All Petsy Square apparel features a true-to-size Unisex Relaxed Fit (S–5XL). For an oversized streetwear feel, we recommend ordering one size up. Because every piece is custom printed made-to-order specifically for you, we do not offer returns or exchanges for ordering the wrong size—please review the size chart carefully before checkout (note: size-chart measurements may vary by ±1–2 in \/ 2.5–5 cm due to standard manufacturing tolerances; defective or misprinted items are always replaced free of charge).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ2: How should I wash this graphic tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not dryclean, and do not iron directly over the graphic print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ3: How long does shipping take and how much does it cost?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: All orders are processed within 1–3 business days after payment is confirmed (orders are not shipped on weekends or public holidays). Standard tracked shipping is US$4.95, and we offer FREE shipping on all orders of US$75.00 and up, with an estimated delivery time of 10–20 business days after processing. Once your order ships, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number (questions? Contact us anytime at contact@petsysquare.com).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall style=\"color: #888;\"\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY. Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC. Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua. 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